英文简历的错误表达方法

概要："Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10." "Qualifications: No education or experience." "I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy." "My compensation should be at least equal to my age." "Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC." "Fired because I fought for lower pay." "Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 6’5" . " "Please disregard the enclosed

"Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10."

　　"Qualifications: No education or experience."

　　"I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy."

　　"My compensation should be at least equal to my age."

　　"Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC."

　　"Fired because I fought for lower pay."

　　"Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 6’5" .

　　" "Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date."

　　"Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near."

　　"Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word ’paranoia.’ I prefer to elaborate privately."